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The comic strip BC, which normally has a conservative bent on the occasions that it opines politically, today tees off on Republicans. Because the strip will only be available online for four weeks, I'll reproduce the dialog here. The scene is of a customer addressing a bobbleheadless doll monger who's leaning on his "display case" labeled "New Republican Doll."

Customer: Your doll is headless?

Monger: Yes, the heads are interchangeable this year.

Customer: What choices are there?

Monger: There's the Wimp Head, the Apologetic Head, or The Boyscout!

Customer: What's the Boyscout?

Monger: When you're lost and scared, you'll join any camp that will have you.